A satirical, darkly comedic anthem about our toxic love affair with junk food, Stunting My Growth with My Popcorn exposes the absurdity of trading health for fleeting pleasure. With biting wit and a catchy, ironic melody, this song takes aim at hydrogenated trans fats, corporate food giants, and our own self-destructive cravings. From choosing microwave popcorn over exercise to chasing the next junk food fix, the lyrics pull no punchesāculminating in a sobering reflection on the true cost of convenience. If you’ve ever laughed at your own bad choices while making them, this song is for you.
Killing Me Slowly With Popcorn
A satirical, darkly comedic anthem about our toxic love affair with junk food, Stunting My Growth with My Popcorn exposes the absurdity of trading health for fleeting pleasure. With biting wit and a catchy, ironic melody, this song takes aim at hydrogenated trans fats, corporate food giants, and our own self-destructive cravings. From choosing microwave popcorn over exercise to chasing the next junk food fix, the lyrics pull no punchesāculminating in a sobering reflection on the true cost of convenience. If you’ve ever laughed at your own bad choices while making them, this song is for you.
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